There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We talked him into tasing himself.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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