Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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