Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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