Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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