You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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