she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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