I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Let's paint friendship bongs
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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