I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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