you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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