I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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