I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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