You work out of a Hotel?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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