I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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