I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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