Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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