who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
where does the pee come out of this thing
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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