Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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