I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
