the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I am available for nakedness
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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