i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize