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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study

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(908): View more from New Jersey

considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"

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(517): View more from Michigan

She just said, "are my livers going to die?"

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(416): View more from Toronto

Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.

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(415): View more from California

Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.

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(941): View more from Florida

It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it

(941): View more from Florida

Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini

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