you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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