She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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