Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
