You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
