So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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