It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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