It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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