At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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