Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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