their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
All the doctor said was why
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