you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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