People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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