Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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