At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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