real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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