I'm lost and stupid without you.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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