i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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