Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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