they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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