shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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