lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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