Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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