Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Randomize