Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
What happened to fro yo and sex?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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