kristin has been a bad kristin
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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