No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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