There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
