I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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