Fuck appropriateness.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
