We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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