i just google imaged poop.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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